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sandboytx:


J Pee | I’m Not Gay

Lyrics:
[Intro: J Pee]
J Pee baby, yup, yup
Yeah, you know what it is
Check this shit out man
Check it out, Check it out
Check it out, yeah

[Verse 1: J Pee]
Chillin’ with my homies at the Home Depot
(Home Depot)
Buyin’ screws and nails, manly shit you know?
(You know?)
My homie says to me “What kind of drill you want?”
(He asked me)
So I said I wanted one right in the ass.

What?

[Hook 1: J Pee]
I’m not gay
I’m not gay
It was a joke guys, come on
I’m not gay
I like vag more than a pornstar scandal
But can I get the drill with the bright pink handle?

[Verse 2: J Pee]
Playin’ tackle football with my homies in the park
Had to wrap it up cause it was gettin’ dark
(Gettin’ dark)
The other team was looking straight scary as shit
(Ooooo)
But my quarterback, he ain’t having none of it
(He ain’t scared)
He looked at me and told me no matter where I was at
My priority job was to protect the sack
(Okay)
So fourth down, he bends over and yells “Hike!”
So I went and grabbed his balls!

Uhhh…

sandboytx:

J Pee I’m Not Gay

Lyrics:

[Intro: J Pee]

J Pee baby, yup, yup

Yeah, you know what it is

Check this shit out man

Check it out, Check it out

Check it out, yeah

[Verse 1: J Pee]

Chillin’ with my homies at the Home Depot

(Home Depot)

Buyin’ screws and nails, manly shit you know?

(You know?)

My homie says to me “What kind of drill you want?”

(He asked me)

So I said I wanted one right in the ass.

What?

[Hook 1: J Pee]

I’m not gay

I’m not gay

It was a joke guys, come on

I’m not gay

I like vag more than a pornstar scandal

But can I get the drill with the bright pink handle?

[Verse 2: J Pee]

Playin’ tackle football with my homies in the park

Had to wrap it up cause it was gettin’ dark

(Gettin’ dark)

The other team was looking straight scary as shit

(Ooooo)

But my quarterback, he ain’t having none of it

(He ain’t scared)

He looked at me and told me no matter where I was at

My priority job was to protect the sack

(Okay)

So fourth down, he bends over and yells “Hike!”

So I went and grabbed his balls!

Uhhh…

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monkeysaysficus:

viva-la-xyloto:

mxdgrl:

my heart has imprinted on this dude right here I know how that lil’ duckling feels

Marshall needs to get a tumblr so we can all freak out and go crazy over him. 

I desperately hope the final pic he posts is of him eating the duck.

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calesolyn:

lesprisenpati:

fuckyeahdementia:

Mrs. Doubtfire recut as a horror movie.

I WOULD PAY MONEY TO MAKE THIS HAPPEN

omfg

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rneerkat:

bar tender. bar sensitive. bar not afraid to cry

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